twitch's batsignal - Bits and Banter [10/21/2026]

0:00 modern websites are so terribly optimized 1:53 NL's Chinese proficiency level 4:16 the xkcd comic proven completely right 6:16 Chinese Eminem 9:36 NL's impressions are getting good 12:14 glasses are a liability 14:09 just volleyball 16:00 poop with your real friends 17:22 Akernov 1v1s 20:58 learning Chinese will help your impressions 21:56 PLEASE STOP 22:34 NL can't play puzzle games 23:11 built for blocking 26:25 volleyball is like improv 28:00 NL witnesses the floater 30:19 authorization revoked 30:47 Number 67 33:12 the Michael Jackson stims are strong 33:38 NL learns people actually use AI for their businesses 35:30 old Singaporean men love Dua Lipa 36:08 NL can clock a viewer 37:05 NL ruins the subreddit 42:32 The Path of the Pussy Whipped Warrior 43:26 does MALF know Jermaball 43:48 Bernie podcast 44:41 Wolfenstein combat knowledge 45:44 AI generated ad campaigns 46:46 chatter trapped in the past 47:54 Apollo can hit that blink-182 noise 49:24 Kerbal Space Program comments are the worst 51:07 a fleshlight to surpass all pussies 59:32 the most expensive part of a flight 1:00:34 ANGEL NUMBERS 1:01:26 dog Armageddon 1:02:07 NL's police story 1:08:54 Shawarma Jackson 1:17:59 Jeff Dunham went woke 1:23:51 how to fix voter turnout 1:25:03 the ultimate comfort streamer 1:26:31 just cause he doesn't have balls doesn't mean he isn't the jester 1:26:44 chatter has lunch with a popstar