NPC Breaking Through Village Fortifications | Oblivion NPC
F*ckers in Whiterun be like, always in the Bannered Mare…
Balgruuf ain’t bout this,
Balgruuf ain’t bout that,
My boy a BD on Tullius and dem,
He.. he.. he.. f*ckers say he ain’t be puttin in no work,
SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALL YOU MFs AINT KNOW SHIT!
All you f*ckers talk about..
Balgruuf ain’t no hitter,
Balgruuf aint this,
Balgruuf a fake,
SHUT THE F*CK UP!
You know he got caught with the great axe.. swingin’ at the guards and shit! MF had a hold bounty since f*ckin.. I DONT KNOW WHEEN, STOP F*CKING PLAYING HIM LIKE THAT!
If I catch another f*cker talking sweet bout Jarl Balgruuf, IM F*CKING BEATING THEY ASS! IM NOT F*CKING PLAYING NO MORE. You know he be rolling with the Imperials and them.
(Young Chop on the beat)
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