Five Minutes in Matt's Mind

Matt makes a note of silly things that make him laugh, whether from his mind wandering or odd conversations with friends. This is us, reading through the note. (included below too!) MATT: http://youtube.com/unnamedculprit | TOM: http://youtube.com/tomscottgo New Citation Needed won't be out for a month or two, but we've got over 30 already here in this playlist! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzfiF9ccZvQ&index=32&list=PLu2ycIN65JoHpShTflSCPHVoQttaO7AOA ~~~ The contents of Matt's note ~~~ Keith Moon Landing (Danny) DeVito Burrito Mojito Penn Gillette razor For fuck's saké The Vengaboys' Intercity Disco: a party in the cab of a 225 Gangrene - a Geordie who's just started recycling. Roquefort pinafore Pricey précis Freddie flintoff's "unboxing” video St Paul’s Balls Panache ganache Squat & haggard. Detectives? Reagan's Ray Gun Sarah Michelle Gellar's cellar fella (a man) Sir Cecil Starboard Sirloin's Sailing Stakehouse and Sex Shop Surf turf and birth Sphynx-ter Crystal meth crystal maze Premium-Bond villain Burt Bacharach sack and crack Vladimir Putin on the ritz Jeremy Irons Man La boheme Boney M Pathetic prophetic prosthetic Thora Hird's Third Bird turd Socrates cock tease Cabaret Charles Amateurfiteroles Ouija board / weegie board (Glaswegian) Exponential existential crisis. Too noisy to be a civil engineer