writing a joke that will still be funny in one million years

as always, please make sure to only laugh at the right parts. pay treon? who's treon, that's like some guy i owe money to? lol! https://www.patreon.com/c/leovader web site? what's that, the super power that made spider-man not need glasses anymore? lol! http://leovader.com written with Dom Hoeppner? edited with @toadchurch? PK / produced by Sam Snow? Bart / produced by Manton Minnick? what are these guys, talented? lol! music is from Wingspan, Maple Story 2, Pentiment, Cook Serve Delicious, Streets Of Rogue, and some game show i own.