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Joseph's Machines

@josephsmachines

112 videos · 109 shorts · 2x a month

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I created a machine to make my morning routine easier! Thanks @DrSquatch for keeping me fresh 🧼

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Thank you @silentnightbedsuk for this valuable addition to my modern lifestyle.

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A contraption that dresses me... in front of an audience!

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I got dressed in Austria! Thanks @silentnightbedsuk for the bed and @DrSquatch for keeping me fresh

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My top 10 animal cameos! Which one is your favourite?

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Don’t skip lunch!

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Come watch me get dressed, LIVE! @arselectronica

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For more behind the scenes content join my free Substack! Go to josephsmachines.substack.com

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With @AviationGin Cranberry Blood Orange the cocktails make themselves. #ad

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I thought piano would be a relaxing hobby 🎹

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Behind every smooth contraption there’s a handful of blooper-worthy takes @silentnightbedsuk

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For anyone who’s ever lost a fight with a duvet cover. Thank you @silentnightbedsuk 🛏️

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💳 It all starts with a tap. Thanks @airwallex for keeping things moving.

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3 January 2026

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Gifting a @barbour scarf just got a Gift-O-Matic upgrade. Wallace and Gromit would be proud!

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Let CoffeeB take the morning shift ☕️

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Warning: Do not try with inferior luggage. Proudly presenting CASETiFY Travel

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What really happens to your bags after drop off

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This machine will haunt me forever. At least I’ve got @DrSquatch Halloween soap 🎃 🧼

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My favourite Halloween tradition🧊⛓️‍💥 Thank you @DrSquatch for the Halloween soaps🎃

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My machine is complex, but upgrading with @CeX is easy📱😎

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I swear that mop is out to get me! Thanks @DrSquatch for the Natural Body Wash AND the cover up 🙈

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When you run out of body wash mid-shower. Thanks @DrSquatch for the Natural Body Wash

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How close did I get? @Aardman.Official @WallaceAndGromitOfficial #wallaceandgromit #aardman

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Childhood dream ✅ Cracking job, Gromit @WallaceAndGromitOfficial @Aardman.Official

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I made a Wallace & Gromit contraption in real life! - Joseph's Machines

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Bloopers for the hand-washing machine made with @DrSquatch Total Moisture 🧼

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Washing my hands is officially out of my hands thanks to @DrSquatch ’s Total Moisture Soap 🧼

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LEGO Super Mario: Mario Kart race track. Let’s-a-go! #LEGO #ad #LEGOSuperMario #TheWorldisYourTrack

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I Created a Real Life Mario Kart Race

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Watch this free video diary and more on my Substack! Link in bio

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Glass washing contraption

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Dog washes dishes

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Automatic plate cleaner #lifedevice

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Automatic Dish-Cleaning Contraption | Joseph's Machines

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Joseph's Machines Channel Trailer

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Sky TV feels like getting scooped up by a comfy chair... but telly.#LikeThisButTelly @HelloSky

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When your partner takes up the whole bed @silentnightbedsuk

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A shorter version of my snooze machine - for people who are always late for work.@Casetify

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Here’s a little peak at all the chaos and craziness on the day of the @Casetify shoot! #letsbounce

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The Ultimate Snooze Machine 2.0 | Joseph's Machines

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The ultimate snooze machine! Made possible by the all new Bounce Case from @Casetify

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Thanks to @DrSquatch for the soap and shampoo that made this video possible!

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Automatic card dealer #lifedevice

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Bloopers from my bed-maker

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World’s first bed-making contraption @Silentnightbeds

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Sneaky snails #chainreaction

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Valentine’s Machine - PART 2

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Valentine’s Machine - PART 1 #chainreaction

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I partnered with @Dacia to make this festive christmas contraption entirely out of #DaciaMiniatures

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Instant room-tidier #lifedevice

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Easy way to pack your lunch.

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Automatic Card Dispenser

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Easy way to pack a backpack

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I hacked some LEGO Sonic sets to create my own dream Sonic level #ad #LEGOPartner

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Human car wash - front view

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Alarm-clock machine almost kills me

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Human Car Wash | Joseph's Machines

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How to stop cats from killing wildlife

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Automatic pencil sharpener machine

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How to save water in the shower

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How to feed your cat when you’re not home

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When your dishwasher breaks!

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Bar accident? Or the smoothest way to pour a beer? #heinekensilver

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Automatic butter spreader contraption

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This machine lets me play while I wait. Commissioned by #AppleArcade

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Subway sleeping device

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Bedroom space-saving hack

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Machine to make perfect tea

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Quick and easy makeup application #lifedevice

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Automatic face cream applier #lifedevice

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How to make a perfect cuppa. #oatly #tea

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Faster way to clean

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The world's most effective alarm clock?

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I built a machine to wash my hair | Joseph's Machines

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Which gift will be untied?

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Which Door Will The Ball Hit? (level 2)

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Which Door Will The Ball Hit?

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A machine to destroy an iPhone?! | Joseph's Machines

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Easy DIY Trash Compactor

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Contraption secretly sucks brussel sprouts into my hat

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Machine feeds me eggnog while knitting

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Secrets Revealed: Conveyor-Belt Feeder | Joseph's Machines

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Easy way to wrap a gift in 10 seconds

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Contraption writes multiple xmas cards at once

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Crazy nut cracking contraption

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How to decorate a tree in 10 seconds

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Using clock pendulum to brush teeth

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Power-nap contraption so you don't oversleep

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Ultimate snack-hat contraption

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Conveyor-belt feeds me BREAKFAST | Joseph's Machines

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Eating Ice Cream with a Drill

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Secret life of a postal worker

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Condiment swingers dinner party

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Auto-rehydration machine for hot days

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Ever wondered who sings in all my videos? Meet my mum!

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I challenged Dude Perfect to eat from my conveyor belt feeding machine!

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This hack gets the last bit of sauce out when it’s stuck

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Pass the Wine - My Most Complex Machine Ever?

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Simple teeth-brushing contraption