Why Does Creepypasta Suck

The opinions expressed in this video are written in the first-person as a storytelling choice to make it all feel real. Please comment in-character. Select your fake creepypasta story I made up: The Candle Lady - http://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson My sexy girlfriend died and is a ghost - http://twitter.com/JennyENicholson Crash Bandicoot but he's bleeding from the eyes.jpeg - http://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/ Never climb inside an old suitcase in a Toys R Us parking lot at 3am - http://spiderjewel.tumblr.com/ Big Scorpion - http://www.facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/ Stories mentioned: The Expressionless - http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Expressionless Candle Cove - http://ichorfalls.chainsawsuit.com/ Abandoned By Disney - http://slimebeast.com/forum/slimy-stories/abandoned-by-disney/ The Russian Sleep Experiment - http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Russian_Sleep_Experiment Ted's Caving Page - http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/