GASTER'S CHALLENGE: Can I Decode Deltarune's Most POWERFUL Theory??

I was recently exposed to a profound work of Deltarune analysis: the satirical masterpiece that is @Dryerstal5's "GASTER THEORY". Despite being entirely composed of buzzword soup, I have been stricken with a DIVINE MANDATE to decode this video's cryptic ramblings into a plain English script to see if it does, indeed, solve Deltarune. Stal's original Gaster Theory video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtymxKA22I&lc=UgxgxyE1e8B0g-dclCN4AaABAg Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/andrewcunningham Discord: https://discord.gg/VxB7DR3JFC My game RAM: Random Access Mayhem: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2256450